Stealing a page from
Busted, here's an IM conversation I had with a friend today:
HER: Are you coming tonight?
PG: OH! I can't
PG: so beat from last night
PG: and broke
HER: I was drinking until 5am - I don't want to hear it
PG: Eeek
HER: I'll buy you 2 drinks
HER: Three drinks
PG: Fine. I give up.
HER: oh my - my office door no longer completely closes and therefore does not lock. could this have been done on purpose? and more importantly, how am i going to nap today?
PG: v.upsetting...hey! what's that new icon?!?
HER: the alien from bugs bunny, right?
PG: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HER: by the way, my friend wrote a song for j. and i that reminded me of my last icon, tenacious d
HER: it was called cuddle in the puddle.
HER: get it?
PG: puddle?
PG: wet spot?
HER: could also be a good ween song
HER: spooge spot
PG: gross
PG: v. gross
HER: but i can hear you laughing
PG: I might throw up
PG: okay, now I am laughing
PG: dirty birdie
HER: the eastern hemisphere does weird things to me.
PG: and now I am reminded of the 6 nipples you and J. have btwn. you 2, yet another potential Tenacious D song
PG: You really give out too much information
HER: 7
PG: Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
HER: between the two of us
PG: E-NUFF
PG: UNCLE!
PG: How's life on the run?
HER: i captured it on film just for you
PG: Ackkkkkk!!!!!!
PG: Delete! delete! delete!
HER: we nicknamed the trip love on the lam
HER: don't tell sam
PG: hey - that rhymed!
HER: i know, i have a way with words
PG: what doesn't she know?
HER: the fugitive stuff
PG: his shadiness
PG: riiiiiiggggghhht
HER: she knows how he earns coin but that's that
HER: and he's not shady
PG: how do you call someone who flees the country, not shady? Pls. advise
HER: he didn't flee the country. he was allowed to leave. but now they want him to come home for questioning so he's just buying some time
PG: Interesting
HER: so i'll bring home the bacon and he'll fry it up in the pan. he's probably a better cook than me anyway.
PG: do you cook anything other than your brain?
PG: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
PG: I'm on a roll today...
HER: you are now down from three drinks to two. keep it up......
PG: Uh,oh
HER: oh so silent suddenly
PG: Oh! Oh! jay and Silent Bob! Who's excited! Me! me!
PH: Did you hear the song by the Afromen?
HER: no
PG: GENIUS!
PG: "Because I got high"
PG: Live it, love it, worship it...
PG: excuse me
HER: looks like it's gonna be karaoke night tonight
HER: you must sing this song to me for your drinks
PG: Oh - I will sing!
PG: And speaking of - i am dry
HER: by the way, don't you make more money than me these days.
PG: mainly because I am poor:-(
PG: Yeah - how is that?
HER: you must mean po.
PG: po'
HER: cuz you can't afford the or
PG: I can't offord the what?
HER: the 'or
ReconPD: ring, ring
PG: Hatebot
PG: just for you - to show how much I love you:-)
HER: Pick up the PHONE!
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