Today is the longest day ever.
I am so fucking bored. I'm staring out my window at work staring at the Manhattan skyline and hoping that the Monster.com blimp I'm looking at crashes into something...anything...hell - I'd welcome it crashing into my office at this point. I NEED some action.
Boredom. I'm so bored I just called my dad to let him know how his senators voted on the China Trade Issue. He was a little afraid that I'm following the China issue. So we discussed our stance on that - we had the same stance - SURPRISE (not) - and then I hung up. At this point I considered calling my Mother, but I quickly rethought that.
It's not that I don't have work to do. I. just. don't. feel. like. doing. it. SOMEBODY GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. I really would like to nap. Or maybe go to a quiet bar. Have some cocktails, a couple (or 20) cigarette's...play the jukebox. Christ, this is torture. Two and 1/2 more hours until I'm out this cage.
Can't even go to napster and download some music because I had to delete it from my system when stupid ass Metallica (yuppy pigs) freaked out and started supenaoed (sp?) users. Lars is a dick. Boycott Metallica. They suck ass. I guess I could search for free downloads but I just don't feel like it. I feel like going home and smoking cigarettes in my bedroom.
I guess I could write some thank you notes for all the great gifts I got for my birthday. Not so much in the mood to do that either...
I'm sitting here reapplying my glitter lipgloss. Maybe I should call my friend Fitz; B.B. King just performed live on the show he produces. I wonder if he got him to sign his guitar like I suggested? Let's call F.!
Fuck. I got his VM. He probably having a jam session with B.B. King while I sit in my designer office aimlessly staring at the Monster.com blimp. God, if I were a horse someone would have shot me by now and put me out my misery.
Just called my friend Andrew. He left work at 2:30 and is sitting in a bar down the street. This does not make me happy. Uggh.
SOMEBODY- SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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