Woohoooo! Just got tix to see the Allmans with some friends this Saturday at Trumps Marina in Atlantic City....so excited!

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Today's entry will be the start of Partygirl's "Life's Lessons" series. These are lessons I have either observed or experienced in my young life:

1) Always drink white wine when you are at dress up functions. Murphy's Law stipulates that red is going to be spilled all over you, somehow, someway.

2) Don't work a job you hate. Life's too short. The economy's too good.

3) Never buy clothes on the premise that you'll lose 10 lbs to get into them. Trust me, you won't.

4) There is no machine, pill, cream, or exercise that's going to make your penis larger. Once you face that reality, you'll be much better at sex.

5) Never split up a sheet of acid with your bare hands. If you do, you will continually dose yourself.

6) Esctasy may feel great, but it's really bad for you. It's going to come back to haunt you. (same goes for the acid)

7) In college, you don't really need to go to class.

8) Green beer gives you the shits.

9) You can't outdrive a cop. But often, you can outrun them.

9a) And if you get arrested, don't speak a word. Not your name, your address, nothing. There are 6 words you can say when you are arrested, regardless of the deal offered: "1)I 2)Want 3)To 4)Call 5)My 6)Lawyer"

9b) But try not to break the law. Jail sucks.

10) Ride a motorcycle at least once.

11) Travel as much as you can. It will truly change your perspective.

12) Even when your parents are soooooo wrong and you just want to scream at them and force them to recognize it - bite your tongue and sleep on it. You'll feel differently about it in a day.

13) When you throw a party while your parents are away - the fatal mistake that many people make is this: the house has been overcleaned. Suspiciously spotless.

14) Jeans should not have pleats. Had to add that after seeing Melissa on last night's Real World.

15) Blue and yellow make green.

16) Learn how to play an instrument.

17) An iron and wax paper can remove wax from clothing.

18) Go out and meet as many people as you possibly can.

19) A brazilian bikini wax hurts like nothing you can ever imagine.

20) Always keep a 6-pack in your fridge.

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